Sunday, September 7, 2014

The Ballad of Tim and Tanya

I wrote this this morning and sang it at my bass player's wedding

"The Ballad Of Tim And Tanya"

Standing in the backyard at Grumpy's
Kennedy says he really hates France.
I stand at the mike and say, "Let the band play".
You know these people they just wanna dance.
It might sound kinda cheesy,
But love is all that you need.
And Tanya just married
My bass player Tim Kennedy.
Well, they made the move back to the city,
Working opposite shifts night and day.
I heard Pat Dwyer say,
"It'll all be O.K.,
You can get married in nordeast, here today".
It might sound kinda cheesy,
But love is all that you need.
And Tanya just married
My bass player Tim Kennedy.
Kennedy you know he loves ice fishing,
He can stare at a hole for a week.
And fantasy football team, till you wanna just scream"
I said, "Tanya, why'd you marry this freak"?
It might sound kinda cheesy,
But love is all that you need.
And Tanya just married
My bass player Tim Kennedy.
You know David Bowie did say,
I've lived all over the world.
Please be mine, share my life,
Stay with me, be my wife
I say you only need the person beside you- think!"
Kennedy got down on one knee
Said he was tired of going stag.
And Tanya's friends guess, that when she said yes,
She must have been half in the bag".
It might sound kinda cheesy,
But love is all that you need.
And Tanya just married
My bass player Tim Kennedy.
I look at Tim and Tanya together.
I wonder if he's good in the sack.
And this girl in the dress says, "I wish you success,
It's good to have the both of you back".
It might sound kinda cheesy,
But love is all that you need.
And Tanya just married
My bass player Tim Kennedy.
And Tanya just married
My bass player Tim Kennedy.


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